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Friday, May 9, 2014

Video Games

Video Games


Who doesn't like video games?

Nobody.

Everybody loves video games except those who don't play them at which point they have no inclusion on the matter of opinion. 

I, on the other hand, have played video games for as long as I can remember to way back when I would play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the Genesis. Sonic RPG(role-playing game)? Great. Super Mario RPG? Cool. Final Fantasy? Wonderful. War of the Gems? Amazing. All, however, are fantastic video games. 

Modern Gaming, on the other hand, has come VERY far and has become incredibly realistic and graphic (no pun intended). 

Hours and hours and hours of time, years of life (literally) have been spent in-game on leveling up, increasing stats, farming currency, defeating bosses, getting 100%,, finding secrets, easter-eggs, cheats, and so on.

As a hobby it is personally one of my favorites, relaxing, engaging, testing, interrogative, and interactive.

I recommend it to anyone whose interested.

Right now I happen to be playing Dark Souls 2 and it is quite the game. I've spent probably 20 hours on it over the past month or so. Man, it is difficult. I die a lot. But, in the end my resolve pushes me through and strikes down my obstacles no matter how impossible the odds are that face me.

Game On.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Humanity has been turned into a race of slaves by Aliens.

Humanity has been turned into a race of slaves by Aliens.


There's nothing that can be done to stop them, they're everywhere. They've forced the humans into fields miles long and there's literally nothing that can be done to save them from their eventual fates. Then a fucking UNICORN came the fuck out of nowhere and starts IMPALING aliens on its horn fucking people up left and right hoofing their brains in and whiplashing them with it's tail firing rainbow laser beams out of its horn slicing entire rows of aliens into explosions. Then, the teenage mutant ninja turtles show up and start smacking the shit of the aliens cutting and slicing, smacking, choking, and breaking their will with each alien they slaughter, eventually destroying thousands.

The power rangers show up with shotguns and blow their heads off because fuck the power rangers.

The humans were eventually free by Unicorn and Friends and all was well.

The day was saved by Unicorn and Friends.