Ukrainian Civil War Underway

Ukrainian Civil War Underway

According to CNN :
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/15/world/europe/ukraine-crisis/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

The Pro-Russian forces have been encircled by the Ukrainian regime of President Oleksandr Turchynov.

Again, the Pro-Russian forces in the Donetsk region have been encircled by Ukrainian military forces in an attempt to siege the Pro-Russian forces in the city of Slaviansk.

The mayor of Slaviansk announced, "If they try to move in, we will have to stop them."

The mayor was referring to the Batallion of 350 Ukrainian troops encircling the city as we speak.

More later in the day.

Man Carrying Burning Tire From Flames

Humanity has been turned into a race of slaves by Aliens.

Humanity has been turned into a race of slaves by Aliens.

There's nothing that can be done to stop them, they're everywhere. They've forced the humans into fields miles long and there's literally nothing that can be done to save them from their eventual fates. Then a fucking UNICORN came the fuck out of nowhere and starts IMPALING aliens on its horn fucking people up left and right hoofing their brains in and whiplashing them with it's tail firing rainbow laser beams out of its horn slicing entire rows of aliens into explosions. Then, the teenage mutant ninja turtles show up and start smacking the shit of the aliens cutting and slicing, smacking, choking, and breaking their will with each alien they slaughter, eventually destroying thousands.

The power rangers show up with shotguns and blow their heads off because fuck the power rangers.

The humans were eventually free by Unicorn and Friends and all was well.

The day was saved by Unicorn and Friends.