I Ate A Cockroach

I Ate A Cockroach

So. I are a cockroach. No, don't ask why. It pooped itself in my mouth and wet itself frenetically and did not die on the first few bites.

I did throw up. Twice.

Now, you may be thinking to yourself, "BB, why on earth would you eat a cockroach?"

"So I can have something to blog about."

Your Welcome.